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I am sorry if this post violates DSXchange's policies, but just felt I should share it with you.

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He
reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon
further and shouts:

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "yes you're in a hot air balloon, hovering
30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology" says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know."

"Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is
technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."

The man below says "you must work in business."

"I do" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where
you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the
same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."

good one!

When did the consultant present his invoice for 6 billable hours?

That is a good one. Funny jokes are always welcome. Mind you I tend to get sent nine lame jokes for every good one.

I read this in a magazine a while back. Or maybe it was one of those fwd emails that I got. Anywho, there are quite a few good ones out there. Good one gateleys.

gateleys wrote: "Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where
you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the
same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."

Very true